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Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.
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The bro-quet (Pronounced bro·kay) is a flower arrangement given to one man by another man.
Peter: "I felt bad about sleeping with your girlfriend... so I bought you this bro-quet."
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it‘s just polaris bro.
Gareth: Oi Niall, what does ”Polaris Bro“ mean?
Niall: It‘s just polaris bro!
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An attempt at impressing and kissing the asses of all current members/brothers of the fraternity(s) you're rushing in the hopes of earning a bid so you ultimately can acquire automatic (yet shallow/boring) friends and easy access to incredibly hot sorority ass at the cost of your self-dignity and individualism.
Colin the Freshman: "Hey Pledgemaster Todd, how much can you bench with those stacked biceps, dog? I bet it took years to get triceps and abs so thick..."
Pledge Master Todd: "Enough with the bro-flirting, kid. Here at the CU Boulder chapter of Kappa Sigma we take anyone stupid enough to pay thousands of dollars more than the value of the standard of living which we provide. As long as you take Dave the Transfer into my bedroom and let me watch you guys kiss, you're in!"
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When a fellow bro or friend is in a socially awkward situation and is outnumbered and calls for your help
Austin: "Dude, 4 rando's just sat down at the table with us. We're outnumbered."
Ryan: "Bro backup has arrived."
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The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
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Handing a Smirnoff Ice to your friend and making them chug it on one knee. Commonly done by tools and douchebags.
Chad: "Did you see me bro ice that guy?"
Anybody: "Ya, you're a tool."
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