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Smashing Pumpkins
a.k.a. "The World Is A Vampire and Rat In A Cage
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know-I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got
When you feel the same
Even though I know-I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was the only son for you
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
And I still believe that I cannot be saved
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A girl with protruding shoulder blades.
Joey Lightbulb: "Whoah (points aggressively) Check out the hottie with the pronounced scapulas...Talk about strangely compelling. Codename: Lady Wing Dings"
Chief Slitting Bull. "I'd tap that."
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A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.
"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.
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The double chicken wing is a sexual act. It occurs when the male is on top, having sex missionary style. He then locks both his arms underneath the woman's knee joints, and pulls both of her legs up towards her head. In this position, both of her legs resemble chicken legs, hence the name "Double Chicken Wing." One added bonus for this position is that it ensures deep delivery.
"After the pool party I took this English skank up to my 300 baht room, and while I was shagging her, I administered the double chicken wing."
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The. Greatest. Wings. Place. Ever. EV - VERRR!!!! Located in Albany, NY, Wings caters to a largely college and yuppie clientele, delivering the finest chicken wings, boneless wings, and other delicatessins in a variety of delicious flavors and quantities. Flavors range from ultra sweet to extremely spicey, while Quantities can be ordered from 1/2 pound up to 6+ pounds. The Menu is airplane themed, hence the nomenclature. The menu is expensive, making a Wings Addiction as expensive as a two-pack a day smoking habit and probably just as unhealthy.
Dude, I'm jonesin' for some Wings over Albany, but I need to save some beer money.
We're probably just going to stay in, Play Halo, smoke up, drink up, then order some wings over albany.
My friends and I ordered Three "Hanger 3s" from Wings over Albany after getting stoned.
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The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.
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1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.
1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)
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