1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.
Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"
When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.
Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.
A person who was a loser and then got shit in his/her face or a loser who took shit from someone
Your a total shitface loser
People who wright definitions of girl names with nice stuff
maybe that girl is a whore
And for urban losers who are reading this:
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS FOR SHITTY SEX JOKES NOT YOUR GOD DAMN COMPLEMENTS
A person who works a desk job and is lonely
This martha loser can't find my files