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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021


Paint some cheeks

When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.

Damn, you see Sadie's massive dumper? My GYATTTT I can't wait to paint some cheeks tonight!!

by Cheek Worship May 5, 2024


Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.

My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.

by O8er December 18, 2020


Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.

Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.

by Taveouster March 9, 2018


Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 20, 2018


tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013


freshly painted

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours

After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.

by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009