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spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 28, 2024


painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023


Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011


Paint the sky

To kill yourself.

One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “

by aka.zadari November 12, 2023


God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.

This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.

by Tommy & Timmy B December 17, 2024


Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023


Paint The Town

Go to all parties around the city. All night, all places.
Also a song by the girl group LOONA (Stan LOONA, ARTMS, Loossemble, Chuu and Yves guys!)

I'm going to Kaylee's party, then Jacob's, then Tylers. I'm going to paint the town!

by JoslvsLoona August 05, 2024