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To absolutely fuck someone's day up.
The robot aliens have just taken over Earth and they are sipping fine cognac and smoking cigars.
Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."
The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...
And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.
The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
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What ma niggas say instead of holy shit nigga in front of white niggas
Holy pancakes batman he fucked yo mom
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It is When it is nice and hot out, you start sweating between you balls and leg so much, that it feels like you are making pancake batter.
"If it gets any hotter, I will be making pancake batter."
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The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.
Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.
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when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"
Dude, i just white horse pancaked that girl
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A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.
Austin: "I feel like pancakes."
Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."
Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."
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A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake
This pillow is soft like pancakes