An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.
Example:
Person 1, “My grandmother died a few days ago. It was because there was a snail on her lettuce and she choked on the shell. There was no one around to help.”
Person 2, “Ohmigod I’m so sorry that’s so panda that really sucks”
A panda is a person who is vibey and wholesome.
"my friend is a real panda, he's so wholesome"
People that are nasty and generally deserve a kick and or ban from your server for breaking the rules.
This guy is such a panda -Jeff
We should pandarize him, he has repeatedly broken the rules
A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
an interracial woman, typically with a white father/mother and a black father/mother
"oh yeah her parents are interracial"
"like black and white"
"ya"
"so she's a panda"
"sure"
Did you see Ken at the Little League game? He's one hot Panda!