krew pants

jeans that are usually worn by male skaters. they are tight all the way down, especially at the shins and ankles and are like boyish versions of skinny jeans. similar to the 'girl jeans' worn by some emos, but not identical. VERY HOT on guys, but just freaky weird looking on girls.

JR: ew. have u noticed that ed wears girl jeans?

ED: THERE NOT GIRL JEANS THERE KREW PANTS!

JR: *starts crying*

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Jew Pants

Things that jewish people wear on their legs. The most common jew pants include polyester material meant to look like denim, but they aren't actually blue jeans. Jew pants also include an elastic waistband in place of the belt. The main reason jews wear these items is because they are cheap and affordable, rather than buying actual denim and a belt separately.

Dude: Woah man check out those funky pants? Are those jeans???
Lil Nigg: Hell naw man, them beez fuckin jew pants!

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Prescription pants

When you're so fat your doctor has to prescribe your pants.

Look at Micheal Moore that fat fuck must have prescription pants

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parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

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Chocolate Pants

Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.

Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.

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de-pant

the hasty removal of underwear prior to a naked run

I expect Russ will be the first to de-pant, he's usually not too shy

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SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants

An abnormal fetish based around Nickelodeons Spongebob square pants. Often times the desire for spongebob is undeniable and the person must go to the bathroom in order to let the...urge leave there body. Often have wet dreams involving large underwater Pineapples. The person will also be aroused by words such as Krusty Krab, sponge, bikini bottom, and Krabby Patty.

Spongebob square pants comes on TV
Senor Todo: "What are you doing leslie?"
Leslie runs to the other room
Senor Todo: "God lesie your such a SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants"

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