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A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with
"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"
An expression meaning "the best"
"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"
while engaged in anal intercourse, pull off a sucessful houdini into the eye and then perform an angry pirate, thus executing a magical pirate.
she faked her orgasm so i gave her a magical pirate.
anything having to do with pirates that you find especially important to you.
So what'd you get a tattoo of? Some pirate magic baby.
when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.
she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate
A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.
Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.