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Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.
Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie
A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party
He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.
Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.
For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!
A Polish Hangover!
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.
"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"
"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"