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Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.

by Lawjick October 11, 2022


Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021


Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023


Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog May 15, 2011


Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022


wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018


pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022