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The face kids make when they're pooping
Hey what's with the poop face?
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When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.
me:Dude, my pants are so tight..
friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.
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When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.
Hey, I just had an invisible poop.
Cool. Save the rainforest.
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The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.
"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."
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Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!
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What weed looks like to some moms.
*Knocks on door and walks in to room
Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
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When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
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