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Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
When a dude is seriously eating the shit out of something.
Damn, very morning John buys a burrito and goes to Pound Town on that bitch.
What white people call Kui Kalo
let's do some poi pounding!(gets slapped)
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
To get on your Harley Davidson and ride.
yoo what are you up to today? want to go pound ground?