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PMS (pre match stress) is used when going to watch your team play then after ward haveing a big brawl
"i got fukin PMS (pre match stress) lets go ave a few beveys"
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Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
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A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.
"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."
"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"
"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."
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A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
when someone is tricked into wearing a shirt that has been secretly swabbed with semen
so did you hear about those dudes who got their buddy to rock a pre rave party shirt!?
Pro-life posters of aborted fetuses
Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus)
Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn
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Gay Pre-op Trany born gender neutral but with parts both upstairs & downstairs... a little bit of both if you will. Some parts nipped, some parts tucked. If you drink enough alcohol you won't know what your dealing with or what goes where.
"I Toats hooked up with that pre-op MTF last night but I don't know who banged who & I'm a little sore on the backside"
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