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When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".
Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"
Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."
Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"
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mac n queef is when someone queefs/farts in your mac n' cheese!!
A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.
Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.
Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?
Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.
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when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.
i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.
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This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.
When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.
"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"
"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"
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A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
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