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Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.
Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Something you and I will both never be in I mean look at me waisting my time writing about it and your waisting your time reading
Me: I think relationships are so cute
Friend: well you’ll never be in one so hush
That means girl is related to the boy and boy to girl, they're kissing, hugging... It's Love relationship, but there is even friends relationship.
"Sorry I'm already in relationship with him"
"I have BFF and we are un friends relationship"
what you will rarely/never have
Person 1 : I'm in a relationship, and you ?
Person 2 : I've never heard this word before.
Something the girl wants but a guy can never commit to bc n*gas ain’t shit
Boy: I don’t want a relationship rn