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the exact opposite of a boner
when a someone does something or says something so gross it gives you the exact opposite feeling of a boner
when a girl looks so disgusting you puke in your mouth a little
Guy 1 "dude, i think that chick is checkin you out?"
Guy 2 "dude, she just gave me a reverse boner"
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when a person with big boobs thinks they have small a-cup boobs
boobs, anorexia
Sandra's friends always talked about her huge boobs, but Sandra had reverse booberexia and headed straight for the a-cup aisle.
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When in the act of being raped, the hostess turns the tables while being raped and begins to rape the host.
"I pulled a reverse rape on my father."
"Jim was getting raped by bob the other day then Jim overpowered Bob and started to rape him."
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Reverse Porn n.
When watching porn you are focused on one thing... the porn. Reverse porn is...
1. Anything that distracts you from, and keeps you from doing what you are suppose to be doing or working on. such as a television show, when you are suppose to be doing homework.
2. An example of reverse porn actually being porn could be what is going on right now. I am trying to focus on righting a definition, but I have a porn flick open in the other window, thus distracting me from the first task.
Your Boss: Hey {insert your name here... Huh Huh Insert}, Did you get that Chalmers case finished last night.
You: No I was distracted by some reverse porn of some car chases last night.
Your Boss: Your fired.
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Reverse Mormon
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
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When fucking a midget, it's customary to bag the body, as opposed to the face of your standard busted chick.
- I popped that bitch into a grocery bag and fucked her like a toddler.
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Person 1: reverse racism isn't real, white people can't experience racism.
Person 2: No, it's not real. It's just called racism. Being prejudiced to any race is called racism.
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