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When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.
John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?
Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile
John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy
Consuming an entire roll of Thin Mints girl scout cookies in a single sitting.
I ate healthy last week, but when the Girl Scout Cookies were delivered I fell back into my old habit of rolling Thinnies.
When you drop the toilet (loo) roll down the toilet normally by accident and when you fish it back out its all soggy and never returns to its original state no matter how dry it gets. Hence goo roll.
Husband: I'm just going to get some loo roll
Wife: What! I only just bought some today
Husband: Yeah sorry thats goo roll now
Wife: EEWWW
The weight you gain during lockdown
"Yeah, I've gained some rona rolls myself in the last months"
When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.
"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".
The act of forcing your partner to roll over into any bodily waste i.e., semen, blood, feces, or urine, that is left on the mattress after engaging in sexual intercourse.
"Why are you mad at me, Baby? "
"Because you gave me a Rolling Betty while i was wearing my new shirt!"
The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.
Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”