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Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.
Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.
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Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.
Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan
Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.
Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.
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Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
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"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
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Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.
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The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
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