Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

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fudge packed dooky shoot

a rectum filled with feces

My boss is always mean to me...what a fudge packed dooky shoot!

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super skeet shoot suckoff

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

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north hollywood shoot out

shoot out between two crazy ass russians and almost the entire LAPD, last 46 minutes on 2/28/97(my 7th b-day)

the LAPD had to almost rob a gun store so to say to prevale but still did

dude: the 46 minutes movie sucks
man: dude its a documentary on the north hollywood shoot out
dude: whoa cool
man: what a day that was

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Shoot Out the Lights

Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star

I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights

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Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

i’ll shoot your shins

When you shoot someone in the shins with a gun (preferably a strong boi) and they die immediately.

Guy 1: “Dude your name gay”
Guy 2: “Say that again and I’ll shoot your shins mate”