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A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!
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Used when offering hawaiin shave ice (better know as a snowcone) to a dog. A very rare term but when used guarunteed to make someone laugh.
(said in a baby voice pronounced like elmer fudd) want a spoon with a little bit of flavour on it ?
(spoon wif a widdow bit uh fwavor on it)
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To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.
No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
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NOUN:
1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean
2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination
3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan
1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"
"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."
2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."
"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."
"Yes but .... pretty writing."
3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"
"A sexy and awesome ONE!"
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Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.
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Used when offering hawaiin shave ice (better know as a snowcone) to a dog. A very rare term but when used guarunteed to make someone laugh.
(said in a baby voice pronounced like elmer fudd) want a spoon with a little bit of flavour on it ?
(spoon wif a widdow bit uh fwavor on it
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