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The act of getting really drunk and pretending to fight someone
I got kicked out of kress dashes i summer mungered on some fool and jimmy had me bag
When summer comes around and every person is horny and wants someone to fuck or fuck with
Man 1: Man they're really having a hot girl summer
Man 2: Uhh. No shit? Summer air is a real thing.
The excitement of finishing a school year and having 3 months off of the best weather to mess around freely. A trip to the lake and you set gaze on someone that completely wrecks whatever else you had going through your mind as eyes match. Intensity squared. By the end of summer the rot sets in and with the reality of another school year starting and things start falling apart. The relationship ends as the rubber meets the road. Inside you're left with memories overflowing into a bottomless pit of despair. Everything comes to an end, but some ends are more painful than others. It's the intensity of summer love that keeps me coming back for more. And the candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. This is Summer-Love.
Why does that guy look so devastated?
His Summer-Love just dumped him while he was changing his life to follow her into the eternity which was the depth of their connection.
Where a bunch of people smoke pot and get hammered then go streaking and pulling pranks on people
James and his friends gathered to participate in a South American summer
Hot hoe summer is where your bf/gf or anybody you know gets hoes in the summertime pimp them out and drops them when school starts back up.
Gf:"I'm finna have a hot girl summer"
Bf: "no your not cause if you do ima have a hot hoe summer"
Gf:"I think ill be in the house this summer then" *sad face while otp with her hoe friends*
The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp