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A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN syndrome, get him out of here"
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The Mahler Syndrome is a syndrome where an Individual pretends to have a certain illness, mental or physical, or someone who tries to make said illness look worse than it is.
Pretty much someone who seeks attention.
Person A: Person B said their Asthma is really bad.
Person C: But their asthma is ok, they don't even need an inhaler.
Person A: Lmao, Mahler Syndrome.
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1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:
1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.
If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."
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The act of mispronouncing the word hummus and saying Hamas, hence confusing a delicious chick pea dip with a violent Palestinian national group
Man, I was at this Lebanese restaurant and these dude had wicked Hamas Syndrome, the waiter was really pissed off!
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The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!
DM & DB arrive late to a band event.
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
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You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.
My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.
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The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
Guy #1: How's it going?
Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.
Guy #1: How did you let that happen?
Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
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