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The act of having sexual intercourse on a shag carpet. Afterwards, you must tag her by spraying her vaginal region with tag spray. Most men can shag, but only some can tag. Tag responsibly.
Josh: Yo did u shag 'n tag that girl last night?
James: nah bro, I only shagged, but I couldn't pull off the tag.
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The act of touching another person, usually of the same sex, anywhere on their body but most commonly on their genitals and saying " tag, you're pregnant."
My buddy got mad when I touched his dick and said , tag, you're pregnant.
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The facebook-inspired phrase for when you like something. A lot. If it were a photo, you'd want to be all over that.
Hey gurl, I just got tickets to see Jay-Z and Kanye West.
Gurl, tag me in that photograph!
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A small twisted piece of toilet paper, usually discovered hours later on the bathroom floor, that has obviously been used and should have been flushed, but wasn't.
My girlfriend found this dag tag on the toilet floor, and I was so embarrassed.
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A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
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When a member of the opposite sex tags a very comprising photograph on the facebook networking website.
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A variant on phone tag wherein the caller trying to contact you decides to leave an exceedingly long message, forcing you to listen to it before calling back, and thus spend several minutes "frozen" while hearing him or her blather on.
Another way to play is to try to call the person back just seconds after you've missed their call, so you'll either get a busy signal or have your call ignored while they're still leaving their message on your phone.
Each of these scenarios has the potential to last for hours.
Erica: Should I call you while you're at work and you can hit me back while you're on break?
Seth: Nah, I don't wanna play phone freeze tag with you all night. My job is stressful enough as it is.
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