hood talk

An internet forum which has a member list composed of people who subscribe to the "gangsta" and "hip-hip" lifestyle. Many of the posters on this forum will appear to the average reader to be very uneducated.

There are many subforums which relate to different topics of interest.

In all likelihood, most of the members of hood talk will be living in the gutter by the age of 40.

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whatcha talking

What are you talking about?

"Whatcha talking?" or "Whatcha talking about, girl?"

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Talk down

To speak to someone or about something in a condescending manner or tone.

Uncle Shane, why do you talk down about gay people all the time?

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Pipe Talk

A discussion that concentrates on "pipe dreams" dreams or ideas that will never happen. Often occurring when a pipe is passed around in a circle of people. Hence the concept of Pipe Talk

Pipe Talk

Person 1: "Yeah man, we totally should quit our jobs and travel around the world."

Person 2: "We could get a different job in every city till we have enough money to move on"

Person 3: "...and we can stay at youth hostels..."

Person 1: "Totally, lets do it after you pass the pipe over..."

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talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

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fat talk

It's where fat people talk.

Example of Fat talk:

Fat woman 1: Hey did you try the new Big mac?
Fat woman 2: No, is it yummy?
Fat woman 1: Yes! I got the quad big mac, it's amazing! I ate it all in 2 minutes.
Fat woman 2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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CS Talk

Also known as leet speak, this language was originally made by losers and nerds like me who play Counter Strike.

Example conversation using CS talk:

"j00 4r3 73++ 0083r /\/008!!"

"Nope, you are just a 10 year old gay kid who will never know a woman."

*Head shot*

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