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Literally the best person on earth. He is a legend who is part Swedish and part English.
oi u kno that lad jack taylor? hes a proper geeza.
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The most kick ass town on the map.Also the hometown of most rednecks in the world.
I went to Taylor County this weekend.
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taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
me- YAAAAAAAS.
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To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.
Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?
A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.
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The bestest boy in the world :)
Look at that Zachary Taylor and his peaches, wow! That's a good boy.
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a person with mushed up mince meat for a brain
speak slowly, he's a Connor Taylor.
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A wanna-be country singer who just writes a catchy little pop song and digitally adds banjos and fiddles. Also someone who I used to listen to when I young until my father started playing his favorite bands.
Radio: It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log~
12 year old me: *looks at ipod full of taylor swift and disney stars*
12 year old me: Fuck this shit *throws over shoulder*
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