mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

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Code Orange

Mad beyond belief
Disappointed more than ever
Pain that forced a body numb

This is a code Orange. I will not tolerate this non-sense any longer. I do have self respect and so you will have to put in some major work if you want to repair the damage and be in my life. Either grow up and act like a husband, or grow a pair and tell me to move on. But I refuse to lety guard down for someone that will cross that line. I have not done a thing to deserve this.

SO, will you take action for the code Orange, or are you just a step? Sook.

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Cheat Codes

Basically when boys or men use they own beauty to lure non-attractive women and give them false love, hope to have sex with multiple women and increase they body count.

I've been using cheat codes lately to increase my body count.

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stunt coding

1. Impractical, but attention grabbing code.

2. Code written for the sake of proving a point or experimenting with a buzz-worthy new technique.

3. The Lamborghini equivalent of web development.

root: stunt casting. When a show has a guest star that is a big movie star or someone in news to draw attention.

see also: overcompensating showboating impractical

Tim: Check out this HTML5 logo done entirely in CSS.
Susan: Psh. That is just stunt coding.

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code 5

the oven at Subway

Hey, that's the timer, we've got a code 5!

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the bro code

some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention

"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"

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G Code

1. Is you talk about your weed, and don't get sketched.
2. You smoke weed everyday.
3. You have to be gangster to be on the G-Code
4. You hve to smoke weed to be with us.
5. You can fuck anyone in the G-Code.
6. Lil Wayne is in the G-Code, he is the G-Code. "Put out the roach and light a brand new L"

Ay yo bitch! You aint' part of da G Code. Get da fuck up otta hurr. Lil' Wayne's gunna kick you ass.

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