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The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!
Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.
The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.
Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.
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When you're having intercourse in a doggy style position or any position from behind and you reach around and sock them in the face a few times when they aren't expecting it. Much like the hockey players checking each other against the glass and getting a few punches in when the refs aren't looking.
Bobby, enraged after seeing his girlfriend flirt with another guy after the hockey game, decided a suitable punishment would be to pull her shirt over her head while banging her from behind and give her a Canadian Reach Around.
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Amazing band orignally from Yukon,Oklahoma and has grown into a widely known band in the last few years. Mostly known by people living in the south and southwest.
Cross Canadian Ragweed rocked last night!
CCR has gotten so big recently.
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The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.
Canadian Armed Forces. Simple
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A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.
Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"
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A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.
Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"
Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"
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