Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

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Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

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ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

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ham slam

Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum

Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.

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Clit Ham.

Large amounts of ham being shot of the female or in some cases male vagina, clit ham will often travel at high speeds and will stain the clothes if the shot is on target. Usually shot from the vagina of a Kiersten. See Kiersten Ham for more information.

Clit Ham. I got it all over my pants! This will NEVER come out dude!

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Ham

Mouthwateringly to the very core of humanity. Using this description defies the person or object concerned the ultimate sexy thing ever in your life.

Rainbowsmileyhatgirl:He is soooooo Ham.
Migingham: Him? What the hell is wrong with you???
Rainbowsmileyhatgirl: Don't diss him, you face-eater lover!!!

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Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

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