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See see a man about a wallaby.
I'm gonna go write an english paper.
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an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
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A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.
We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.
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When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.
"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
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A really white guy that's hot as crap.
I can't help looking at Johnny, He's a hot piece of paper. ;)
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Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.
My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.
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Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".
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