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That point in a relationship at which people engage in oral sex hence applying their faces to the other's home bases.
Me and Sarah? We got to face base last night. Now we can change our relationship on Face Book to face base.
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red spy in the base part 1:
Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.
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Someone on a plant based diet who is overflowing with style and flavor.
OfficialGreyMusic is a vegan rapper who dropped a dope ass freestyle in the car in 2016 called “Vegan Thanksgiving”. He became an internet sensation because his style and originality. He then coined the phrase “Plant Based Drippin”. Ex. Grey the rapper got so much swag, he’s plant based drippin!
"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
"Anal sex."
"Oh! You mean French 3rd base?"
"Yep."
Ottawa slang for "come over" or "come to my place"
you: yo tryna link b?
shorty: down tonight
you: say less
shorty: what you tryna do?
you: netflix & chill
shorty: ok ;) where and what time?
you: just reach my base whenever
Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.
First base- hand to hand contact
Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.
Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning
Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.
Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.
A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.
I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.
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