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Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 5, 2011


Roux Bear

The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!

I think I smell a Roux Bear!

by chlln22 March 10, 2010


gummey bear

Danielle is Chicanze's gummey bear

gummey bear Danielle loves princess

by gummey bear March 3, 2021


cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train March 8, 2016


She-Bear

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.

I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.

by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022


Doodle Bear

A person who's skin is their canvas, with tattoos on their faces in particular.

"Rappers now days look alot like doodle bears."

by A Bearded Ginger February 5, 2021


Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 25, 2010