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The christian council is a pretentious group of over-bearing, holier than you, bigoted religious pricks which inhabits The Bahamas. Not onyl do they fidn it necessary to meddle in social affairs not concerning them (theyre trying to currently out-law homosexuality, because it is mentioned in a foot note in the bible, unbelivable, right?) but they also feel the need to meddle in politics, making sure that every Prime Minister in office, is not only overtly christian, to the point that it is sickening, but also that he will serve as their obidient lap dog, if anything life threatening, comes along, like, oh lets say... a gay cruisel ine should happen to dock here? (this happened once, and the stupid twats went to the dock and protested that they leave.....single most embarrassing day to live in this country throughout history....)
Carl: hey, i heard they banned across the universe from coming here?
Ben: Yeah, it was those christian council guys, thank goodness theyre protecting us from anything they deem unfit, im so glad they have our government in a strangle-hold. :)
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Catchall term for wholesome kids who don some sort of subculture garb and slightly adopt an "alternative" lifestyle (skater gear, punk-ish music) in order to win over new recruits to Christianity.
Patrick Fugit's character in the movie "Saved" is a skateboard Christian
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Someone who dresses in hip clothes and goes undercover to college parties, concerts, stoner smoke sesssions and bars to tell you how
totally radical, relatable, and real Jesus is with their modern psuedo-hip spin on the religion. "Christianity is not a religion bro, it's totally a
rebellious way of life bro, it's totally gnar!"
They are there to fill their conversion quota for the month and aren't there to party. They have been known to be good looking people,
only the few are chosen for these missions, skilled rappers and dance moves like no other so as to draw in an audience wherein they can discuss the good book with the heathens. It can be hard to recognize them; but if you find yourself talking to one very sexy hipster chick at a party named sunshine(or some shit like that) with a booty like two apples rubbing against each other under yoga pants and light green eyes under glasses, who starts asking if you've heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..well then you might have found a commercial christian. She has no intentions of bumping uglies with you. The only guy she's interested in, is Jesus, she will break your tiny heathen heart into little ungodly pieces.
The best way to detect a commercial christian is to offer them alcohol and drugs. Most will be instructed by their church/boss to refuse such things. If they accept it, get them shitfaced. Be cautious, theyre persuasive and have trained long and hard to use Jedi-Jesus mind tricks on your brain.
dude 1:Hey brohan! Who was that dude you were talkin to? I wish I had fashion sense like him, straight outta GQ bro.
dude 2: Oh just some commercial christian, we took shots and he told me dinosaurs weren't real.
dude 3: Sup guys.. I just met this bomb ass chick named rainbow, I think if I go christian I might have a chance
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A christian who only goes to church on Easter and Christmas instead of Every Sunday.
"Wow look at all the people here!"-Jon
"Yeah. God damn EC christian's, it's pathetic!"-Sandy
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The best person in the whole world he is beautiful and amazing and my future husband.
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1. Contrary to popular belief, it was not the faith Jesus taught, but started by St. Augustine.
2. The most filthy form of Christianity. They believe that anyone who does not follow them is doomed to eternal hell.
3. People who can sure dish out insults against any other people who do not think like them, but God forbid if anyone says anything bad about their cult, they get all mad.
4. Hypocracy at its best. They dont treat other kindly, but take time to make sure they follow the rules their church sets out.
5. People who cannot be reasoned with. Not only that, but their reasoning is really messed up.
6. Make bible matters more complicated by their church regulated theology.
Traditionalist Christianity
On Yahoo Answers, some bitch got all nasty with someone about having trouble accepting some Church belief that Animals not going to heaven, but then at the same time started freaking about how to properly dispose of some palms.
On Youtube, the Christian Universalist theologian L. Ray Smith exposes Bill Weises book "23 minutes in hell", and does a good job at exposing all the flaws. However some fundies go off commenting the video calling him arrogant. Really, the only thing arrogant I see is those fundies believe that anyone who does not believe as them is going to hell.
They fight about some of the stupidest stuff. There are people in the street starving, animals and children being abused, rainforests being destroyed, and serial killers on the loose, and they are fighting over stupid shit, like woman not being housewives, gays having relationships, teaching evolution at schools, rock and roll and lack of TV censorship. F them, they know nothing.
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A cheap form of music where people try their hardest to sound like the rock band Creed using lyrics that reference the Christian religion and fail epically!
Dude: I like Creed.
Fag: Aren't they christian rock.
Dude: Go to hell!
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