Crab Buddy

Only the few can be a crab buddy.

Mishi, AVG, and Courtney only.

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases

Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!