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That's what we would say during a downpour.
It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.
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1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.
2) A new and upcoming rap group.
I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!
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The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.
Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.
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A large, thick, pulsating, vein covered cock.
He thrusted his throbbing thrill hammer in and out of the sluts manhole.
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A sexual act involving 2 people and a vehicle. While a male is receiving oral sex in the driver seat (While operating said vehicle) from a female in the passenger seat, the driver swerves to intentionally hit an object, activating the airbag and thus taking deep-throating to a new level. Also known as the triple H (HHH). Originating out of Holland, Ohio.
Sally needed reconstructive surgery after receiving the Holland Hammer Head from Gilbert in his '97 Ford Aspire.
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When you walk up to someone, who has been annoying you, and punch them in the throat and announce "Husky Hammer".
Jane walked to up John and punched him in the throat and said "Husky Hammer".
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Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!