Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
Any subgenre or subgenre made from a subgenre of music created on the internet. It mostly consists of music staying normally more underground. Usually, this music is associated with younger people and is used frequently in memes. Examples: emo rap, vaporwave, vaportrap, phonk, soundcloud rap, nightcore, screamo rap, lofi hip hop, psychadelic pop, synthwave etc.
Have you heard of internet music?
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.
Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...