Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

whiney low vote

Someone who doesn't vote but will always complain about the president, without knowing anything about the president.

John: ugh I hate the new president, I heard he has 8 fingers
Bill: stop being such a whiney low vote

views were low

When a girl doesn’t get enough views on a particular post or string of posts
and responds by making her next content release, explicit or suggestive
Often writing in the description, or later on in the comments -> “Views were low”
To justify the sudden change to content progression

My (views were low) on my post yesterday

So this morning I decided to just release my twerking video, I released on TikTok last month… For the exact same reason too 💀
“LOL, gurl you are too much!.. Also send me the link ASAP, I’m hard” … uhm? Okay here it is *-(-))-)* “Wow, are you DTF?” No, uncle Greg! Not this again 😩 “I’m on my way..”

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

Sweet'n Low Father

A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts

Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?

Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines

lights down low

Very very very good song made my Maejor. It’s Very addicting until you know the lyrics.

Take it slow, put it down on me
I said jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, time-to-time to get naughty
Take it slow, put it down on me
Baby, jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, l-l-l-lights down low