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A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
A small/short guy packing a huge dick.
Yo my friend is dating this 4 foot dude but lucky her, he's mouse packing.
Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable
I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse
The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant
Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .
micky mouse but formally
micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine
The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”