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when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids
Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up
A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.
Her: Are you still dating Killian?
Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.
One that constantly kills indoor plants. The opposite of having a green thumb.
Ann killed all her house plants. She has a black thumb.
Usually referring to album browsing on Facebook or the likes, when you don't have the time or the inclination to look at every photo in the album - instead you graze through the thumbnails and pick the ones you want to see closer.
Oh yeah I was thumb grazing through Johnny's Christmas album on Facebook and found three photo's with me in it.
The energy wasted on useless texting
I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina
To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.