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It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D
Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!
( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?
An uncoftorble sex position involving toads
"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "
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A way to use the word fuck in polite company, and still get back at the maaaaan.
...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."
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That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.
"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"
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The object that you rub on your vagina on your period or any other bleeding part of the body to stop the bleeding while your listening to a lager amount of Ke$ha when your drunk, high, or both.
DUDE FACE!!! WE SOOO NEED TO GET A BABY UNICORN DICK, KE$HAS NEWEST ALBUM, AND SOME WEED, I JUST GT SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND I STARTED MY PENIS PERIOD!!!
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A gay crunkcore band who
nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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