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New Years Kiss

Best way to say a girl gave a blow job. Sometimes happens on New Years Eve in place or in addition to the kiss at midnight.

Laura- Do you want me to leave the room?
Steph- No your fine no New Years Kisses tonight!

Moll- What did you do for New Years?
Laura- Oh you know a good BJ..

by Taphappy February 8, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van

95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?

by Kurbly February 23, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.

Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.

by Rekt_boi4269 November 25, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


worst hour of the year

That hour of the year during which the median noise over any radio path is at a maximum.

Note: This hour is considered to coincide with the hour during which the greatest transmission loss occurs.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

by sadohawofhoqw January 6, 2010

1657๐Ÿ‘ 8284๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old

Someone who says things like "L" "Ratio" "you fell off" and thinks people take them as a human being... they're not .. kill them all

12 year old: Ratio+L

Me: kill yourself stupid 12 year old you aint a human

by BrotImWeltraum April 15, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


14 year old's

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth, any names with cheese, numbers, ROBLOX characters, Memes are considered gay.

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth because they're 14.

by Dawnshea July 7, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž