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More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.
Like a green thumb, but for baking. Also anything involving sugar.
Have you tried Karen's desserts? She has a sweet thumb.
A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb
"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"
When one watches too many reels, the thumb(usually left) get cramped, that is called a Reeler's Thumb
Hey man I can't catch a break, the reels now a day are so good they gave me a Reeler's Thumb.
The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.
My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:
Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."
Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."
Person 1: "👍"
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."