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The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.
She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.
A phrase used when you are having a conversation with someone (usually a friend), and the other person is being a complete dumbass and doesn't understand what you're talking about, even though its completely understandable... But then they finally get it.
John: Hey, where were you today?
Sam: I was home sick...
John: Oh where were you? I didn't know you were on vacation!
Sam: I'm at home. Sick. Dumbass.
John: Oh!! You're home.. and you're sick. Sucks man!
Sam: Go get 'em tiger...
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Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"
"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
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The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:
1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments
2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.
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wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
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