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CUM IN YO MOMS POCKET PUSSY
I just WARM CHEESE ur moms toys
When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.
Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"
Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."
The act of coating your fist in Bach cheese and then viciously fisting a person.
As soon as they bent over, the cheese sleeving began.
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Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.
I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.
After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.
I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.
STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
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