credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

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V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

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Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

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BH-V Card

When one loses their butt hole virginity

Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?

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Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

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HATER CARD

A title or label given to someone whois Hating on someone or something (Negative speech or behavior towards someone or thing that is successful or happy) Vindictive-Apparel made a T- Shirt named Hater Card based off of this phrase. Their character Dic Vindive is someone who generally hates on others so in the comic; he is often given the "hater card".

Dic is hating; he gets the HATER CARD

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Credit card

your verginity

Lucy: hey do you think she has lost her credit card
Nikita: no shes not like that

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