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In reference to a good looking female of mating age. Can also be used to refer to a females' vagina.
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Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.
The goal here is twofold:
1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.
2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.
Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.
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A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.
*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.
He gave his grandmother a hot josper.
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Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.
Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.
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A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.
When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.
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When your partner is performing oral sex, one pisses in said partners mouth.
Yo, I gave her a hot Snapple!
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what real men like.
man 1: oi cunt you like hot men?
man 2: oh fuck yeah
man 1: me too
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