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Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
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"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.
Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.
"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
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Putting an armless legless woman in a wool potato sack with a hole cut in the bottom of it as to resemble fucking a chicken nugget.
"man did you see that new nugget porn that came out? Dude got done with the girl and tossed her and the bag over his shoulder and walked away"
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Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.
She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
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n: An old port-a-potty with clippings from porn magazines glued to the wall, and splatterings of cum all over the place. A popular place for losers to choke their respective chickens.
Man, they just moved that new porn-a-potty into my neighborhood. Man, that's good porn.
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The sounds of your roommate and two men having sex in another room, yet loud enough for you to hear. You can't see it, only hear it, and yet know exactly what is happening.
I couldn't sleep last night because of the radio porn coming out of my roommate's bedroom.
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A term coined by various critics which discusses the current trend in horror Hollywood which consists of horror movies having no story whatsoever but gratuitous images of people having random body parts removed--from legs, heads to even penises (The last in Hostel 2). It's for those who don't remember the good old days where storytelling was key over visuals.
Guy: Want to rent Saw III or Hostel II?
Girl: I'm so sick of all this torture porn!
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When you send the word of genitals/private body parts over instant messaging
Hey Phil guess what.........TESTICLES....ha u just looked at IM porn
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