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the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023


mmm toast

An annoying praise that will soon be known of every stream enjoy your axolotl live while you can!

*silence* spammers: mmm toast

by Local Pillow July 13, 2021


bacon toast

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.

Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon

by Da-Devil February 26, 2014


octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017


Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.

Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!

by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016


toast girl

A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.

hi, I am am the toast girl and here’s your toast

by glowbot4L January 1, 2023


toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021