Random
Source Code

Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024


Tommy Duong

Tommy Duong (pronounced "Dong"). A vietnamese guy who lives in Sweden and is mostly know for flexing alot, especially with his Rolex, Branded clothes, iPhone X and Airpods. His favourite phrase is "Ska jag döda dig?" which translates to "Should i kill you?". He can't see very because of his line eyes and because of that people are usually mistaking him for sleeping.

Pontus: "Tommy Ding Dong Ching Chong Bing Bong Långkalsong".

Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").

by Ding dong ching chong November 14, 2018


twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 11, 2022