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synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.
1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.
2. That chick really likes my tool.
Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.
Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up
person 1 : bro why is he walking to us??
person 2 : RUN NIGGA HES CLUTCHING HIS TOOL
There's Only One Life.
A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*
An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.
People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.
A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.