Donkey Train

"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"

"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"

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Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

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c-train

slang term for cocaine. the adage is that once you hop on the c-train, it is not always easy to jump off.

some old friends came over and we rode the C-train last night... i feel like crap today.

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Dick Train

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick

1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick

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train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

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Training Issue

The defination of a situation which has no apparent resolution but requires a politically correct explination to satisfy those in charge.

His poor performance is not a reflection on his overall abilities, it's just a training issue.

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noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.

last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 60

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